How To Teleport

How to teleport

LG use precise verbs

SOS don't use get,grab or put

Include humor

Materials

.aliens (lots of them)

.a monkey

Have you ever wanted to teleport well i'm going to tell you how to.

Step 1

Drive a monkey to pick up your aliens

Step 2

Purchase a teleporting machine in space

Step 3

Use the aliens to turn it on

Step 4

Quadruple 540 backflip into the  teleporting machine

Step 5

Let the aliens press the secret code.

Step 6

All you need to do is to close your eyes and walla

Step 7

Open your eyes after 2 minutes and then enjoy your trip to mars

Did you enjoy that awesome trip to the moon do that over and over again and you can go to different places in the world.

By Jordan Petrie

RM 6

Wassa dude