How to teleport!!!

L.G: Use precise verbs

S.O.S: Don’t use get grab or put.

Include humour.

1. Have you ever wanted to teleport from Earth, to Mars? Well today your dream is going to come true!!
   You're going to teleport!!!!
   
   
   Materials:
   • Aliens (lots of them)
   • A Zebra
   • Teleporting Machine
   • You have to be able to 1080 backflip!!
   
   
   1. Drive a Zebra & pick up your Aliens from Space.
   2. Buy a teleporting machine at a Alien second hand shop.
   3. Let the Aliens set up the machine.
   4. Quadruple 1080 backflip into the teleporting machine.
   5. Make the Aliens push the on button and any other buttons.
   6. Close your eyes and let the machine take you away.

7.Open your eyes and enjoy your journey wherever you went.

Was that a fun journey? Well guess what? You can keep on doing that over and over again, since you now know how to teleport properly!!!!